Bucket man phoned from that other continent – “I’m in Ceuta, in Africa” he said. “Are you sure you are in Africa” we enquired, having seen a comment on the blog, “of course I am” he replied. Ceuta is an 7.1 square mile autonomous city of Spain and an exclave located on the north coast of North Africa surrounded by Morocco. See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ceuta for more information.
He is staying in a Hotel Tryp and claims he was in one (that is, a Hotel Tryp) earlier on the trip – “you remember” he said, “no, we don’t” we replied and we are more intimately acquainted with every aspect of this bucket nonsense than most.
Distance travelled by bike, 57 miles, distance travelled by boat, approximately 20 miles, the little man doesn’t really care about the boat bit. He tells us the trip out of the valley on the big hill (see yesterday’s blog and every other hill mention for background info) was OK; he managed to overcome the big one. While doing this he fondly thought of Ellie who thought his trip cycling to Africa was a bit dangerous, “I am only going a bit further than going to Grandma’s house in Spain” he reassured her. “Oh, that’s OK then, it is only a two and a half hour flight to get to Grandma’s house” she replied.
The pedaller then started to go on, and on, about his future options regarding returning to the UK, golf with Mick, bike bags (?), but we won’t repeat them, can’t be bothered.
However, he seems to have a new initiative, a kind of reverse Trip Advisor set up. It is all a bit of a mystery, but apparently, his hosts in the top hotel last night, namely Mitch and Max were so impressed by his efforts (or so he says) they wanted to check out this blog. Martin wants everybody to go and stay at the hotel (thanks Bob, you found a gem) so is suggesting they start commenting on this blog about their guest, namely him. Is this making sense to you lot? The only thing we can say about the hotel is they don’t allow you to take your bike to bed with you – so bikeiality is a no no at this establishment.
So that’s it, it is all over, the bucket man/little man with the big psi has achieved his goal, he has pedalled all the way to another continent. Look out for him telling never ending stories about his “journey”, coming to a bar near you soon.
Over and out, signing off for the last time - hurrah- your trusty blog team, now standing down.